February 2012
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Watch
First his voice threw me off and then it was all downhill from there lmao.
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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i hate rick santorum
andiamproud:
i hate rick santorum
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Stewart: You’re telling me Rick Santorum’s perfect America is a land full of naïve 16 to 17 year old girls in Catholic school uniforms who believe whatever Santorum tells them?
Williams: That’s nasty, Jon.
Stewart: What?
Williams: But yes. That is exactly what Rick Santorum wants.
“Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk. (via vaga-bonds)
jake's solution to the pain in my mouth.
Arthen: i know you've tried but you
Arthen: should
Arthen: go to her
Arthen: plop in her lap
Arthen: and be like
Arthen: "Momma:
Arthen: i love you
Arthen: you love me, right?"
-Rach: AW
-Rach: lol
-Rach: she would
-Rach: be surprised
-Rach: and probably tell me to get off of her
Arthen: "RACHIE YOURE MORE ANNOYING THEN THE CAAAAAATS"
-Rach: LOL
-Rach: YES
Arthen: "MOMMA" *WRAPS ARMS AROUDN NECK* "YOU LOVE ME RIGHT?"
Arthen: "YES IF YOU GET OFF ME"
Arthen: "SINCE YOU LOVE ME *SHAKES* TAKE ME TO THE DENTIST."
-Rach: LOL
Arthen: RECAP:
Arthen: Step one; find mom and sit in lap.
Arthen: step two: ask if she loves you and be annoying
Arthen: step three: ????
Arthen: step four: profit.
Arthen: (dentist apointment^)
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